Saturday, July 21, 2007

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

It was a couple of months ago that my sister sat me down and told me about something that she had just done. She said it was horrible at first, then she found that she loved it. She wanted to do it again, and for longer. Then, she started telling me that I should do it.

Now, last week, the daughter of a friend of mine announced that she had done the same thing; and she couldn't stop saying how wonderful it feels afterwards. So, this friend of mine, and me... are gonna do it. We're doing the Master Cleanse.

5 days of purified water, lemon juice and other things (to make sure we get calories, vitamins, and nutrients). Supposedly, tomorrow morning is supposed to be kinda brutal.

But, the word is that it cleans out the toxins in your body. In my sister, she lost her food allergies when she did it. My friends' daughter lost the addiction to nicotine. They also say it improves memory, you regain a sharpness in your thinking. Plus it improves your sense of smell and taste. It also sends the most disgusting stuff out your backside.

So, that's my next 5 days. I need to be back on solid foods in 7 days, and it takes 2 days to recover. So, off I go on my new water vacation!

2 comments:

LDH said...

Guaranteed to be better than other various binges you could go on...

Darren said...

It was much easier than I ever would have thought! It didn't do me as much good as they said it would... but that's okay. It cleaned me out for awhile! :)

Had my first red meat last night! Just a little...